Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
2	2 Vote	How to Make Alcohol Disappear
2	2 Vote	The 4 Most Adorable Gasp BABY CHIMPANZEE Double Gasp Movie Faint
9	9 Vote	Why Women Prefer a Taller Man Killed
2	2 Vote	7 Ways Warehouse Clubs Get You Killed
2	2 Vote	This Is Still a Thing
3	3 Vote	This Epic 3 Min Ad Makes Us Uncomfortable
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3

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