Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Tokyo Workers Ordered to Pay for Border Wall Plan
7	7 Vote	Spiderman. Oh Yes. Yes
4	4 Vote	Clinton Likely to Use Stun Guns on Minorities
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
138	138 Vote	Turns Out, Winnie the Pooh Is Actually Pretty Mainstream
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
256	256 Vote	Monty Python and the Stanky Legg 1	1
173	173 Vote	4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
553	553 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
176	176 Vote	VIDEO: Teen Battling Cancer Bursts Into Flames
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
216	216 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
224	224 Vote	Think Like a Motherf**ker
208	208 Vote	How to Draw D*cks Literally All Over the World Leaders
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
8	8 Vote	True Life: My Face Freezes on Airplanes and I Can Fly
6	6 Vote	It's a Black Guy ... Brotha
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
5	5 Vote	This Guy Put Spaghetti in a Surprisingly Wearable Goth Couture Outfit Idea
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
5	5 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found a Free Pair of Pants
5	5 Vote	What Are You Wearing
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass