Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Duck With a Potato!
130	130 Vote	Watch an Alligator Eat a Terrorist's Liver
185	185 Vote	Woman Cries After Getting Bopped in Nose
43	43 Vote	Ears Ringing? It Could Be a Disaster
746	746 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
221	221 Vote	You Shouldnt Mess With Big Bird
70	70 Vote	Peacock Causes $500 in Damages Over Phone Hacking
70	70 Vote	Breaking: President Trump SURROUNDED
7	7 Vote	Now the Leader in the USA >die
96	96 Vote	Anthony Weiner's World-Upending Dick Faces Prison for Stealing $7M
9	9 Vote	"Morning Joe" With a Cup Full of Shit Gadgets
195	195 Vote	Will Trump Release the KRAKEN
538	538 Vote	Scientists Say Yeah
75	75 Vote	Good Riddance to the Iceberg That Sunk the Titanic
104	104 Vote	Handsome B O Y E Gets a Prostate Exam
115	115 Vote	Skrillex Got Handcuffed for Playing Pokémon
63	63 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Demonstrates How to Brush Your Teeth and Other Internet Trends
197	197 Vote	Kylo Ren, Pfft. He Wouldn't Have Even Made It Onto Airplane Before Being Detained, Police Confirm
8	8 Vote	You Can and Can't Eat Bread
141	141 Vote	Strange Light Going Up My Ass
66	66 Vote	Using Weed to Save Elephants
9	9 Vote	What a Beautiful Tomorrow
65	65 Vote	No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars 1	1
55	55 Vote	Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon 1	1
171	171 Vote	Disney's Wild New Theme Park Is About Sex 1	1
9	9 Vote	Shit's Bout to Get Past a Door
60	60 Vote	Trump Not to Breastfeed in Parliament
78	78 Vote	Seth Rogen Is So Important
77	77 Vote	8 Reasons Your TEETH NEED a Foreign Language to Graduate?
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
89	89 Vote	Boaty McBoatface Has Embarked on an Exciting Trip to Rehab
468	468 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
4	4 Vote	How to Cure a Zombie, According to Pornhub Searches
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
5	5 Vote	North Carolina KKK Confirms They're Holding a TOAD
6	6 Vote	We Are Elephants
126	126 Vote	Iranian President: No More Na Nanana Nanana nanaNAAA