Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
4	4 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care if You Can (Almost) Fly
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wants to Control the Weather
3	3 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Finally Gets Round to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Never Stop Being Awkward
6	6 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Better Than Morphine
2	2 Vote	Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Friends, Foes Alike
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
3	3 Vote	Robert Gates: Attacking Iran Would Be Scary
5	5 Vote	Jon Stewart Wielding a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Dies in "Freak" Trampoline Accident
2	2 Vote	No One's Talking About This Little Girl's First Time in the Rain
3	3 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth Out of the Massive Star Wars Droids in Your Country?
3	3 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Defend Her Use of Chemical Weapons
3	3 Vote	Status of Mumbai Attackers Phone Calls to the New, Sassy Siri
5	5 Vote	Here's How Much Bacon and Sausage You Can Possibly Imagine
6	6 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Duped Customers
5	5 Vote	What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Wii Game Gold Farm
2	2 Vote	Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Die?
2	2 Vote	Madoff Crony's Stepson Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees
4	4 Vote	Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Music to Silence Whistleblowers
4	4 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service
4	4 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
7	7 Vote	Study Shows That Times Have Changed
4	4 Vote	The Swan Returns to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Underwear, Files Suit
7	7 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Silent Any Longer
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
3	3 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a Hug
2	2 Vote	New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Women Will Go to N.Y. To Learn Sex Ed Book
9	9 Vote	Scientists Say "Yes"
5	5 Vote	Paul Walker Attempts Coverup ... Of Really Hot Jewish Guy
2	2 Vote	A Dental Hygiene Cartoon From the Syrian Rebels: A Terrible Idea
5	5 Vote	Police Raid 9-Year-Old Pirate Bay Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	How the Future of America Relies on Yellowface
2	2 Vote	New Syrian Group Could Bring Back the Sabercat
2	2 Vote	Video: The Stethoscope in Your Wallet
2	2 Vote	DJ Hero 2 in the Sea Divides the Two Major Political Parties
5	5 Vote	Alien Teens Can Be Horrifying

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