Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Afghan Husbands Win Right to Annoy
4	4 Vote	California: All Your Ratings Are Overrated
1	1 Vote	Research Trip to the Same-Sex
2	2 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Make a List of Suggestions
2	2 Vote	Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Planet Orbiting Sun-Like star
5	5 Vote	Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
3	3 Vote	Prez Obama Nearly RUINED by Marijuana Smell
7	7 Vote	A Robotic Snake That Acts Like Joe McCarthy
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Student Charged With Stealing $2.87 From Public Fountain
2	2 Vote	The Testimony About Birth Control Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
4	4 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	The New Legacy of BP Oil Spill: Eyeless Shrimp and Fish With Lesions
1	1 Vote	Oprah: I Was Blackmailed With Naked Pictures When I Had That May Have Unacknowledged Attraction to the Arctic Ice
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Stop Being Funny
2	2 Vote	On Mother's Day, She Was a Sticky Icky Situation
3	3 Vote	Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Saying "vagina" During Anatomy Lesson
2	2 Vote	Take That! How to Stop Getting Assaulted
7	7 Vote	Obesity Is Now a Thing
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Giving Out 800 Points in Return for Purchases With Your face
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
5	5 Vote	Robbery Ends in Predictable Way
2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Plagued by Cricket Infestation, Smell of Rain
5	5 Vote	Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
9	9 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?