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694	694 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
433	433 Vote	Baby Dies at 97
349	349 Vote	Scientists Prepare to Die 1	1
290	290 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
229	229 Vote	Thousands More Older People Dying From Injuries Caused by God
207	207 Vote	In Spherical Geometry, a Triangle Can Have a Gun
198	198 Vote	Ask the Experts: Do the Cats in Cats Say "Cats"?
171	171 Vote	New York City in America, New Report Says
137	137 Vote	Dog Is a White Supremacist 2	2
129	129 Vote	S.O.S. I Need to Die
95	95 Vote	Suck a Gay Son of God
92	92 Vote	Horse Dies at 35 in Electric Scooter Collision
90	90 Vote	All the Human Poop in Antarctica Vanishes
84	84 Vote	Is It Offensive to Celebrate Breast 1	1
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
82	82 Vote	Crunk Critters: I Ain't Going Back to Mister Rogers Neighborhood
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
76	76 Vote	"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks 1	1
75	75 Vote	Timelapse of a Dog and Cat Sitting 1	1
75	75 Vote	Crossing the Atlantic in a Toaster
74	74 Vote	May Fourth, the Day the Dinosaurs Died
68	68 Vote	Women Are Better Than Recent Sonic Games 1	1
66	66 Vote	Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
63	63 Vote	If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
59	59 Vote	Pope Mobile to Run for President?
58	58 Vote	God Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
57	57 Vote	Rub-A-Dub Dub, Pug in a Kayak
54	54 Vote	Trump News – Live: President Claims to Be Bird Crap
48	48 Vote	Watch King Gizzard & the Squad Own "27 Million Black African Slaves"
45	45 Vote	"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs 2	2
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
39	39 Vote	"Euphoria" Emmy Winner Zendaya Is Grateful That She Was Found Dead
38	38 Vote	Break Things and Be a Jacked Marvel Villain
38	38 Vote	The Carrot Emoji Is Now Spewing Methane
37	37 Vote	Texas Woman Banned From Instagram Fights
35	35 Vote	Dentist Filmed Riding Hoverboard and Joking With Nurses in Final Showdown
29	29 Vote	Woman's Simple Hack to Remove Paws From Coffin
26	26 Vote	Mini-Golf and the KKK
23	23 Vote	Why Captain America Pulled Off Daring $20 Million Jewel Heist

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