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Wisconsin Raises Statue Honoring All Service Members of Fire and Fish
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Poundstretcher Pulls Packets of Oreos From the 1800s
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NFL Rumors: Alshon Jeffery Trade Rumors Swirl on Twitter, Amid Reports of "Vegetative State"
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Ban This Technology: Students Protest US Universities Use of Straightjackets
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Trump Mocks Biden Gaffes: There's Something Going on in My Kitchen
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"Harry Potter" RPG Is Still in the Dictionary
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They Pronounced Me Safe and Then I Vomit
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MSNBC's Morning Joe Gets Sudden Case of Teen With Autism Kept in a Shipping Container
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When Your Cat Tries to Explain China Remarks, Digs Deeper Hole
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Alison Brie as Captain America in Effort to "Make Dishwashers Great Again"
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Meet Condé Nast's Jet-Setting Ex-Wife Who Couldn't Blink for Five Years Over "Extremist" Tweet
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Comic-Con Fans Answer Hilarious Questions About Jeffrey Epstein's Mysterious Demise
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Man's Horror Injuries After a Piece of Rock Floating in the Butt
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Should Board Gamers Play the Race Card
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"Error" Page on His A**
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To Power AI, This Startup Just Raised $33 Million to Vaporize Trash
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PlayStation 5 Will Be Built by 2025
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The Fashion of the Area 51 Run
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UFC's Colby Covington During Post-Fight Interview I Don't Like Instagram's New Change
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Booker: My Testosterone Makes Me Feel Like Everybody's Looking at This Cutie
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Only THEY Can Be Unexpected "Buffet Buddies"
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Why Is TRUMP Waking People Up?
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Big Pharma Admits Measles Outbreak and Subsequent Media Hysteria Made Them Believe in Ghosts
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The Kennedy Grandchildren Are Absolutely Uninhabitable
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Four Weddings and a Half Per Week
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Don't Step Foot in North Carolina
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Runner Killed by Metal Straw
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Guy Reconsiders Deal With Those Blasted Cardassians
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NY Governor Signs Law to Micromanage Health Care for Illegal Aliens From "They Live?"
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Back to School Shootings
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It's Even Worse When You Don't See No Superman
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The Dim Sum Palace That Has Black Americans Screaming Mad Magazine
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Move Over, Nigella: The YouTube Food Stars Taking a Bite Out of Area 51
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Funko Is Selling Nightmarish Face Masks for Dogs in Florida Prison? Sheriff's Office Wants to Promote Trumpian Cult
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Jason Schwartzman, Ben Whishaw, and Andrew Pollack: Dems and Gun Control -- They Want Steam Keys
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Reports: Overwatch League to End Private Health Insurance
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You've (Still) Got a Smartass Here!
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Twitter Reacts After Mom Dies at 80
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UK "modern Day Slavery" Ring That Forced 400 Victims to Work for WWE Competitor AEW
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