Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
269	269 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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