Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
6	6 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hurt a Company Director
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
63	63 Vote	You Know What It's Like to See Your Penis!
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
123	123 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
67	67 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
5	5 Vote	Peggle Says "Yo Dawg" to WoW Cancellation
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2

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