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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Russia Is a Huge Mistake
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Is There Even a Government
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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How to Make Black Friends
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars
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"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt