Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
10	10 Vote	New Porn Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
101	101 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
257	257 Vote	Good News: God Has a Mobile App Now [UPDATED]
135	135 Vote	Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
2	2 Vote	Indiana Jones Boulder Scene, Reenacted by a Drunk Girl? tweet
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
138	138 Vote	An Online Version of Your Penis
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
1	1 Vote	Stunning Video Lets You Eat a Burger While Playing Games Anytime Soon
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
42	42 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo

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