Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
81	81 Vote	Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
97	97 Vote	Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Won't Switch to Second Half of 2012
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
23	23 Vote	Dad Thought He Was Just ASKING if You'd Bang a Drunk Friend
116	116 Vote	The PlayStation 3 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
99	99 Vote	It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse
67	67 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Law. Yet It Is Gross and Racist
77	77 Vote	Should You Be Eddie Murphy
252	252 Vote	Ubisoft to Announce Things, This Time It's OK
64	64 Vote	Stan Lee Is a Problem
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
139	139 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
68	68 Vote	Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
136	136 Vote	Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
54	54 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Fat
210	210 Vote	Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
135	135 Vote	Nintendo Wants to Show You His Joystick