Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
29	29 Vote	Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
96	96 Vote	U.S. To Be Legal Again
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
31	31 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
14	14 Vote	Actually, THIS Might Be a Muslim!
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2

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