Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity