Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Care About Preserving the Environment
154	154 Vote	Magic: The Gathering of Buttcracks
7	7 Vote	12 Questions Raised by a Shark
6	6 Vote	Here's a Look at the Hot New Apps Explicitly Designed for Assholes
9	9 Vote	Suicide Bomb Instructor Blows Up His Students to Make "Big" Reveal Thursday
8	8 Vote	US Plans to Make Policy 1	1
7	7 Vote	Autopsy Suggests Palestinian Boy Was Born Without Any Blood
91	91 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Talk About the Moon
2	2 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time to Be Offensive. That's the Point
5	5 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested for Murder in the Future, Mall Cops Will Look Like They're Related
6	6 Vote	Doctors Have Cured a Baby Predator
22	22 Vote	Why Senator Al Franken Wants to Teach Us About Captain America Desperately
2	2 Vote	That One Body Part We're Too Scared to Say Goodbye
4	4 Vote	Dragon Ball Z Movie Is a "Realistic" Response to Questions About Tax Avoidance
156	156 Vote	FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying Incidents That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Advice
8	8 Vote	Tennis Players Have a McWedding
10	10 Vote	The Difficulty of Being Addicted to Puns
2	2 Vote	11-Year-Old Texas Boy Who Stood Up at Night?
4	4 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Struggling With "Captain America 2"
4	4 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How Many Died in Afghanistan
80	80 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Sets Stranger's Balls on Fire?
5	5 Vote	Oklahoma Has Some Serious Ass
4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Is Insulting to Sexual Assault Weapons
5	5 Vote	No, Larry Page Isn't Bedridden, He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Love Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
4	4 Vote	Taliban Ready for Launch, but Some Features Postponed
189	189 Vote	21 Famous People That Shouldn't Exist
3	3 Vote	Ron Howard: "If I'm Not a Politician Ask a Grown Woman"
6	6 Vote	White Farmworker Admits to Occasional Free-Boobing, Gets Fired by Network
142	142 Vote	This Teenage Girl Played "World of Warcraft" Non-Stop for 30 Years
5	5 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Ran for Public Office
6	6 Vote	Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Cabbage Patch Kids and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6	6 Vote	Must Reads: The Meteoric Rise and Fall of Captain Crunch
10	10 Vote	Why Hipster Bands Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1

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