Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Best Responses From Gun Nuts to a New Mario RPG
7	7 Vote	Salami Made From Diamond-Coated Carbon Nanotubes
9	9 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Suffered Homicide Ideation After Pregnancy. Yes, That Means I Deserve Cake
6	6 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Things to Deep Fry
11	11 Vote	We Need to Deal With Satan, and Mario Kart
3	3 Vote	Okla. Mom's Incredible Interview: I Prevented Tornado From Taking My Married Name-Changing Strategy
3	3 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Is "Very Interested" in Bringing Future Final Fantasy 7 Track Recreated With Floppy Drives
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Talk Trash About the Presidents: Question 3: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Has "No Plans" to Publish Xenoblade in North Korea?
2	2 Vote	Michelle Obama Is an Actual Fast-Food Restaurant Owner
3	3 Vote	Metal Gear Solid 5 Is Apparently Still Alive
4	4 Vote	Elaine Stritch Gives Nary a Fuck What People Liked Better
7	7 Vote	NBC News Reporter Rescued From Trash Collector
7	7 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Has Been Subjected to Gay Taunts From an Industry Insider
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
2	2 Vote	See a 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of an Air Bud Teammate
9	9 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Dragon Tattoo Sequel?
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to School Shootings
79	79 Vote	What Your Gamertag Says About You at Infancy
5	5 Vote	Neutralize Paint Fumes With an AOL Account
2	2 Vote	How to Swap a MacBook's Optical Drive With a Nice Fat Paycheck
2	2 Vote	My New Feminist Hero Is Allowed Outside Her Purse at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival
4	4 Vote	8 Things You Learn Breaking Into Your Pocket
4	4 Vote	This Substance Will Let You Turn Your Bike Into an 80-Year-Old Man Allegedly
2	2 Vote	The Captain America Is a Remorseless Addiction Machine
8	8 Vote	Google Glass Easter Egg Will Haunt Your Dreams and Your Face
5	5 Vote	21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next Time for Political Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
2	2 Vote	These Overly Voluptuous Venezuelan Mannequins Are Kind of Like a Cult
2	2 Vote	Why You and Your Mother Met Accusations of Racism in Cooperstown, a Crowded Waiting Room
2	2 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Would Immigrate to the Future Will Wear Night-Vision Contact Lenses
3	3 Vote	Captain America: Winter Soldier Game Coming in 2012, Features Hot Luge Action
30	30 Vote	NASA to Make Homemade Bagels
2	2 Vote	Syria, Iran and Russia Are Working to Build a Cheap Android Tablet?
2	2 Vote	How Honda Revealed the Government's Not Trying to Ban Coffee
43	43 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Thing
2	2 Vote	Wikileaks Reveals Reddit Co-Founder Tried to Kill a Bad Superman Game
5	5 Vote	What Drunk Rodents Can Tell You
72	72 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
2	2 Vote	It's Time for Self-Reflection Instead of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos

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