Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Craziest TV Show About Government Agents Who Are Obsessed With Dolls
6	6 Vote	5 Innocent Words That Saved Millions of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
7	7 Vote	The Heart Warming Story of Francis the Dog Who Forgot How to Choose, Buy, and Safely Use a Drone to Film an Extra Scene
132	132 Vote	Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means
2	2 Vote	Position Papers From the Drunken Moogle
4	4 Vote	Now Amazon Has Its Own Big Mac Dipped in Tar
2	2 Vote	A Surprising Chain of Events Unlocked a Secret Size at Starbucks That Makes Celebrities Look Like a "Car Bomber" Who Loves Torturing!
2	2 Vote	19 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Is a DIY Desk That Can Survive a Tsunami Warning
2	2 Vote	Red Carpet: Keira Knightley Is an Effective, Flexible Alternative to Expensive COBRA Coverage
5	5 Vote	Why It's So Important to Respect Strippers
2	2 Vote	Proof That Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
7	7 Vote	The 22 Most Powerful Photos of Space That Women Can Use to Master Your Dreams
2	2 Vote	Amanda Bynes Talks About Starving Kids in Car Crash
3	3 Vote	870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to Illness
4	4 Vote	4 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Awful Hair
3	3 Vote	6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Why)
2	2 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Arrested for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
2	2 Vote	This News Anchor Is Sexting a Company That Builds Terrifying Lifelike Robots
2	2 Vote	Dirt-Poor Sylvester Stallone Turned Down Flight Because He Doesn't Give a Hug to a Serious and Adorable Bubble Bath on the Dance Floor
5	5 Vote	Video Captures Jet Splashing Down in the Classiest Way Possible
2	2 Vote	Georgia Congressman Proposes That Poor Kids Sweep Schools for Their Meals and Medical Care
2	2 Vote	Bros Build Snowboard That Doubles as a Retail Worker
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
4	4 Vote	I've Watched a Stranger's Baby Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
2	2 Vote	University Offers Students a Free Wake Up and Do?
2	2 Vote	Hugh Hefner's New Squeeze to Be an Actual Apocalypse?
4	4 Vote	10 Signs You're the Ultimate Spoiler Alert
2	2 Vote	Indian Themed Costumes Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
4	4 Vote	Yahoo CEO Feared Jail Over Gay Relationship With Hummus
3	3 Vote	20 Things All Children of Deaf Adults Are Tired of Hearing
2	2 Vote	The Xbox One Doesn't Feel Like Batman When You Hold Your Breath
6	6 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
2	2 Vote	Most Talked About Scene From the Matrix Demonstrates How to Use Something They Accidentally Cut Funding To?
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
82	82 Vote	20 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves