Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
72	72 Vote	8 Apps Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
455	455 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
9	9 Vote	Octopus Got Sober, but Still Wondering
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
7	7 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Angel
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
8	8 Vote	Never Be Ashamed of Your Racist Costume Idea
4	4 Vote	We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
6	6 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
8	8 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like ****
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
73	73 Vote	Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Live Inside Water Towers
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness