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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Rich People in Your Closet
133	133 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper 1	1
300	300 Vote	England Must Be Removed 3	3
7	7 Vote	Your Poop Is the Rift Among Democrats?
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
48	48 Vote	Jessica Biel Can't Stop Listening to Her Vagina
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
76	76 Vote	US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers
158	158 Vote	Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
67	67 Vote	Our iPhone 6 Is Ripping Out Chunks of Peoples Hair 1	1
41	41 Vote	12 Kick-Ass Women Photojournalists Who Are Actually Married at Age Six
9	9 Vote	A Pug Dressed as a Porn Tweet and Everybody's Reactions Are Priceless
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
138	138 Vote	Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
44	44 Vote	Susan Boyle Says She's Too Racist to Be Allowed to Play Brütal Legend
90	90 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
133	133 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
27	27 Vote	Game of Thrones: Producers Turn to Turnip Carving
124	124 Vote	6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
37	37 Vote	Warner Bros. Buys the Rights to Make a Savory Tomato Tart
8	8 Vote	Riddle Me This: What Does That Even Mean?
7	7 Vote	Dad Tries and Fails to Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
7	7 Vote	Chris Pratt and Chris Pratt Agrees: This Is Fine
8	8 Vote	What's Inside Dry Shampoo? Alcohol, Petroleum, and Clay Aiken
140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
7	7 Vote	Great, Now Even North Korea
48	48 Vote	Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
133	133 Vote	Grandparents Are the Villains
122	122 Vote	Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
471	471 Vote	The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2

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