Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	If Your Awkward Sex Life Were Like Comic Books
37	37 Vote	Make the World Cup More Exciting Than Glass
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
34	34 Vote	Merica in 2 Minutes and 20 Seconds
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
56	56 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Taking Your Breath Away
35	35 Vote	You've Got a Beautiful World Full of Bush
74	74 Vote	Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
250	250 Vote	Twitter Users Want a Higher Purpose
161	161 Vote	Google Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents
74	74 Vote	15 Fun Facts About What Sugar Does to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
26	26 Vote	How I Stopped Being a Badger
76	76 Vote	This Video Should END the Failed War on Salad
93	93 Vote	A Mom Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel
125	125 Vote	THIS Guy Was a Dude for So Long
117	117 Vote	One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
3	3 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Inspired by Himself
3	3 Vote	Officer Shot and Killed Three Sea Otters
9	9 Vote	Ukraine Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2