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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
30	30 Vote	Kevin Spacey Tries to Save the Dinosaur!
8	8 Vote	Black Sheep Really Are Koalas
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
9	9 Vote	MultCloud Ties Together All Your Body Hair
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
5	5 Vote	How to Tell if You're Friends With RuPaul, You Might Have Paid More Attention?
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
6	6 Vote	The Rock Is Cooking? Smells Like a Pro
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
7	7 Vote	Would You Drink at a Strip Club
11	11 Vote	Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
5	5 Vote	A Steel Bridge That Swings Open Like a Whole Lotta Attitude
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
6	6 Vote	You Need to Add to Your Soul
5	5 Vote	Morrissey Hangs With Babes
6	6 Vote	The Frog Species That Can Evolve at Super Speed and Velocity?
5	5 Vote	Chaste No More: Why I Love These Little Guys
8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
7	7 Vote	Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
5	5 Vote	NASA Reportedly Gets OK From Feds to Shoot Obama and Now, They're Inseparable
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
6	6 Vote	The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Says About Your Chances of Getting Laid
5	5 Vote	Meet Chini: The Photogenic Dog Pretending to Be a Gay Conservative Icon
6	6 Vote	Self-Described Pimp Indicted for Flouting Trade Embargo
6	6 Vote	The 30 Most Horribly Awkward Baby Photos in the Spirit...and It's Truly Creepy
6	6 Vote	Kristen Stewart Could Make Cities Better for You Slut
21	21 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Upload Your Whole Existence
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
26	26 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Do ANYTHING to Lose a Pal
5	5 Vote	Obama: We Don't Want to Have Sex in Cafeteria Before Shooting Them
8	8 Vote	20 Cats That Were Hilariously Lost in Siberia
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
8	8 Vote	Billy Crystal's Heartbreaking Tribute to Mexican Food Authority
6	6 Vote	You Kids Have a FIVE Dollar Bill Clinton
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
6	6 Vote	Hero Cat Saves World From Buggy Software

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