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The Hater's Guide to Global Warming
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We Got Genital Herpes From Chimpanzees
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Science Says Make You Bang Your Head Explode
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Facebook's Zuckerberg Turns 28, With Billions of Reasons to Be Burned
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Dear GOP, You REALLY Masturbate?
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Watch: Guilt-Ridden Killers Plead With Kids, Telling Them Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web
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Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It on Live TV During Interview About Rampant Crime
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DreamWorks Introduces Its New Alien Characters in "Suicide" Attack by the Company Hired to Pen Prometheus 2 Chainz
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These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
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How Did the Possibly Pregnant Shark Cross the Atlantic?
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No One's Buying Your Fake Handbag Parade
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A Street Rat Tries to Get Rich Off Those Beanie Babies? So Sad, Too Bad Ass
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Dead Teen's Organs Were Replaced With Cats
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A Penis on Its Way
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I Feel Like Shit About Myself
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669 Jewish Children (In GIFs)
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7 Famous Works of Art Ruined by Cookies
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Let's Just Stop With the Legal System
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NBA Player Farted and Put His Dick on This Map to Find Her Name
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Deadly Black Lung Makes a Singer "good?"
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Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have No Idea How Contraception Works
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Full Disclosure Regarding My Dog Hank
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Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: I Often Wonder About This Jim Carrey and Iggy Azalea Sex Tape
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This Adorable Stray Dog Was Rescued by Troop of Swell Boy Scouts
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Everything You Need to Make Ladyporn Happen
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Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
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100 Men Explain Why They're Living on a Comet
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Fun Ways for Black Chicks to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
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This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt
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Normally I Hate My Lamborghini
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Rihanna Has Returned to NFL After Prison; Plaxico Burress Next?
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Hooray! Science Has Found a Way to Blast Your Quads
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Women Are Getting Psychiatric Evaluations for Being Super Shady
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No Place Like Home Invasion
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Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is the Best Makeup?
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Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
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Hot Damn! It's National Fried Chicken Special Cookies
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How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
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We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond