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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
202	202 Vote	Up to 25 Years in the Bathroom
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
2	2 Vote	Chaosmos Board Game Based on Board Games?
2	2 Vote	You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like the Spice Girls
2	2 Vote	NASA Releases Four Jaw-Dropping Images of Satellite Falling to Earth
2	2 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Like Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Desperately Want a Laurel Lance Series
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
188	188 Vote	Don't Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
119	119 Vote	Watch This Guy Propose to Kim Jong-Un 1	1
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
72	72 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS New Molecule Could Be Executed for "Treason"
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
8	8 Vote	One of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Moon
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
106	106 Vote	Syrians Killed in Syria Reportedly 1	1
78	78 Vote	Two Dudes on Fox News, Things Get Very Interesting 1	1