Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Game of Thrones Was a Christ Allegory
9	9 Vote	Everybody's in Love With Pizza
82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
7	7 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Thing
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
14	14 Vote	This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
8	8 Vote	A Conservative Identity Crisis — or Maybe It's a Plane... It's Giant Lego Mothra!
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
30	30 Vote	Feds Unlikely to Work 1	1
27	27 Vote	Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
145	145 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
25	25 Vote	At Least 35 Dead Rising
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
94	94 Vote	Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?