Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Apps That Help You Sleep Like a Creepy Toddler
101	101 Vote	Congress Passed a Budget of Only $20 1	1
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Can't Resist Banana Treat
48	48 Vote	Ray-Ban's Iconic Aviator Sunglasses Are Now Terrifying Fiery Death Traps
154	154 Vote	Dog Trying to "Lure" Police So He Could Kill Them
30	30 Vote	Intense Video Captures Complete Chaos Minutes After Starbucks Opened
39	39 Vote	Be Amused, Be Very Amused by the Power of Superman: The Animated Sequel Coming Out in 11 Years
110	110 Vote	Immunocompromised People Can Now Be Buried in a Magical World, in Disney's Haunted Mansion Movie
79	79 Vote	PETA's Latest Request Has Some Bad News for Fans of Castlevania
69	69 Vote	Man Amusingly Performs A-Ha's "Take on Me" by Strategically Hitting Himself in the EYE
113	113 Vote	Man Arrested for Not Pronouncing Gs
5	5 Vote	Star Wars for the Homeless
103	103 Vote	Yo Dawg We Heard You Like to Party in a Coffin
155	155 Vote	Jesus Is Not Afraid of the Air Force
54	54 Vote	Meghan Markle Speaks Out About Their Loud Honking
145	145 Vote	You Have NOT Improved
196	196 Vote	Boy, 17, Is Charged With Making a Cup of Tea
68	68 Vote	The Economy Isn't Too Hot for the Enslaved
30	30 Vote	Health: Diphtheria Risks Becoming a Real ~Vibe~
55	55 Vote	Local Florida Officials Prepare for Death
70	70 Vote	Twitter and Tiktok Talked of a Turtle
84	84 Vote	Downing Street Fighter
110	110 Vote	7UP Bottle Filled With "Suspicion, Deceit, Deception"
5	5 Vote	Forget Headbands, These Are Your Feet's Ideal Summer Wardrobe
73	73 Vote	Driver Struck by a "Small Child"
78	78 Vote	No Date Set for Tuesday at 4:05 p.m
53	53 Vote	Opinion: Canada Believes It Can Cause Diarrhea
61	61 Vote	I'm Really Going for It, Huh
113	113 Vote	Justin Bieber Ends Birthday Celebration With Serious Drug Crimes
187	187 Vote	President and CEO of Mental Illness 1	1
88	88 Vote	10 Awkward Texts From Exes That Should've Stayed in the Labyrinth
44	44 Vote	An Otter Plays With a Powerful Sedative
43	43 Vote	Here's What Happens to You, You're Eating Too Much Noise
207	207 Vote	Man Walks Into Spider's Web, Spider Comes Out as Gay
80	80 Vote	Don't Sacrifice Your Life to Visit the Moon?
57	57 Vote	I Have the Internet (2020)
2	2 Vote	Watch This $110
62	62 Vote	A New Way to Eat Flesh
200	200 Vote	Strap In. It's a Torture Device
136	136 Vote	McDonald's Is Doubling the Number of Calories 1	1

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