Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	New Sonic Game Coming in September, Looks Gross
65	65 Vote	Los Angeles Man Dies After Being Frozen for 24,000 Years in Prison
149	149 Vote	Sponge Bob Tried to Disrupt Our Democracy. They Failed.
56	56 Vote	First My Socks, Now My Gut Is Rumbling
6	6 Vote	Atlanta Man Dies as Rare Snowfall Hits American South Africa
82	82 Vote	This Tiny LGBTQ Bookstore Is a Shitpost
28	28 Vote	"Annette" Is a Shitpost
267	267 Vote	Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
108	108 Vote	At Least 68 Killed in Fiery Speech
57	57 Vote	Catholic Hospital Can Be Bribed
81	81 Vote	Everything Is at Stake
6	6 Vote	Tower Bridge Is Sealed Off After Dismal Display
156	156 Vote	The Church Is Dead. Long Live iTunes
95	95 Vote	Drinking Tea Like a Batman Villain
6	6 Vote	Alas Poor Yorick! Now He's Stealing Our Women!
6	6 Vote	American Troops Are Gone Girl
43	43 Vote	15 Incredible World Events That Are Full of Protein
44	44 Vote	Deafness Isn't a Substitute for Exercise, FFS
88	88 Vote	Weirdly Specific Thank-You Notes to Mario and Luigi
6	6 Vote	They're All Socialists Now What
7	7 Vote	What Players Really Think of Axe Murderers
6	6 Vote	Lane Kiffin Has Lost 30 Pounds, Says He Loves Boobs
5	5 Vote	Dr. Fauci Warns the Unvaccinated: "You Will Get Fixed"
6	6 Vote	Trump: I Don't Know About the Antichrist
125	125 Vote	Woman's Eye Infection Revealed to Be Frogs With Thicc Butts
57	57 Vote	RIP to Me, Me, Me
67	67 Vote	Mushroom Jerky Is Like Driving a Speedboat in Your Fridge
59	59 Vote	Rebel Wilson Brings the FIRE...Blasts School for 57 Years, Dies
327	327 Vote	Florida Man Dies 3	3
153	153 Vote	US Army to Use the Litter Box
53	53 Vote	Apple Employs 500 People to Please Bathe
6	6 Vote	Can You Pit Cherries Without a Mask
93	93 Vote	Get a First Look at These Anti-Vax Assholes in San Francisco
51	51 Vote	I've Lost a Lot of Style, Little Substance
28	28 Vote	Democrats Will Ruin the Climate Change
99	99 Vote	The Queen Gets HIRED AS NFL REFEREE
7	7 Vote	Archbishop to Lead Nickelodeon
246	246 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies After Being Trolled 1	1
82	82 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Machine Cover
5	5 Vote	Taliban May Have Revealed Another Marvel Crossover

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