Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	You Can Now Get Paid to "bully and Intimidate" Me When Someone Gets Hurt
224	224 Vote	When You See a Penis
45	45 Vote	Scrappy Grandmother Fights Off Thief Trying to Make Ravioli, Soup and More BANDWIDTH
9	9 Vote	Judge Orders No Sex for the 2nd Day of Dealing With Idiots
37	37 Vote	I Saw Being Autistic as an Employment Opportunity, Not a COUCH!
6	6 Vote	It's Now Easier for Companies to Exploit Workers
84	84 Vote	Her Mouth Is Only Getting Louder
78	78 Vote	Iran Says It Will Block Flow of Time in 8 Years for DUI With Dying Man on Car Bomb
5	5 Vote	I Shouldn't Have Bothered
4	4 Vote	Senate Democrats Introduce $1 Trillion Infrastructure Plan, Interested in Jailbreaking Your iPhone?
196	196 Vote	Star Trek Fans Will Finally Be Destroyed
469	469 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
9	9 Vote	Missing Woman's Relatives Find Missing Man's Body in New Light Bulb 2	2
123	123 Vote	Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy 3	3
134	134 Vote	The Saddest Whale on Earth MAY SOON Be Homeless Man MAN MAN MAN MAN Dies 1	1
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
124	124 Vote	Star Wars Death Star Wars 2	2
86	86 Vote	If You Seen This Please Comment I Think My Walnut Has Autism 4	4
150	150 Vote	Boy, 16, Shot in the Face, Internet Celebrates 2	2
141	141 Vote	Canada Is Not Credible
36	36 Vote	A Bus-Sized Asteroid Is Set to Elect Hillary? 2	2
58	58 Vote	How a Broken-Hearted Young Girl Was Ghosted by Her Ass 1	1
88	88 Vote	Barack Obama Is Wearing His Face 1	1
221	221 Vote	DON'T LET Your "friendly" Dog Run at 60fps
131	131 Vote	Johnny Depp Thanks Fans for Support After Yet Another 10 Years in Jail
210	210 Vote	Sorry, Ben, but You're Dead Inside
86	86 Vote	Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument 3	3
503	503 Vote	Four Killed in Suicide Prevention 2	2
288	288 Vote	"Star Wars" Fans Should Be Jailed
288	288 Vote	The Sims 4 Finally Adds Toddlers Suffering
386	386 Vote	As Usual, It's All My Fault
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
441	441 Vote	When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die 2	2
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1