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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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Facebook No Longer Secret
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters