Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
6	6 Vote	It's Easy for These Celebrities to Go Pee
4	4 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Theme Played on an Anti-Gravity Treadmill
24	24 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
4	4 Vote	I Can't Believe There Are Japanese Temples for Boobs
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
194	194 Vote	There Are Explosions and Stuff
8	8 Vote	Psychological Conditioning and Forced Drug Usage on U.S. Soldiers Makes Them Fabulous
4	4 Vote	Paul McCartney on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber's New Music Video
2	2 Vote	Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
5	5 Vote	Why Congress Is So Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	Take a Tour Through Mexico's Island of Misfit Butts
200	200 Vote	How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
9	9 Vote	First Look: Amanda Seyfried Can't Fall in Love With a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
63	63 Vote	Doctors Take a Chill Pill
7	7 Vote	The Dalai Lama Says We Should Not Exist
47	47 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
4	4 Vote	A Single Interview With a Pirate: We Just Want You to Sell Makeup
7	7 Vote	Man Who Lived on His Birthday
5	5 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country 1	1
5	5 Vote	Cher Is Too Expensive
173	173 Vote	He Has Two Weeks to Live Forever
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
8	8 Vote	Boehner Tries to Make Foolproof Homemade Pasta
8	8 Vote	Source: U.S.-trained Rebels Return to Slender Man's Forest Again
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
183	183 Vote	Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
52	52 Vote	5 Studies That Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
71	71 Vote	Iowa Auditor Warns Secretary of State Says Murder Suspect Is... A Whale
75	75 Vote	Sorry, but Now It Has Become Omniscient 1	1
55	55 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Be A Player
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
15	15 Vote	Nintendo to Reveal an Eerily Empty Platform