Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
5	5 Vote	Peru Investigates the Killing of an Errant Nipple
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
79	79 Vote	What Is a Dick Van 1	1
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
61	61 Vote	Cop Goes Undercover in Amish Drag to Catch Rabbits (Barehanded!)
188	188 Vote	Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber
17	17 Vote	20 Films in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead
6	6 Vote	5 Ways You Didn't Know You Have Five Fingers?
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
284	284 Vote	Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
6	6 Vote	Chill Bro Reacts to News of Her Pubes
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk