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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Now You Can Hump It
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Edward Snowden to Eat Free Burgers for Life
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Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
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I May Have Died
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist