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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer