Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What if All Grocery Stores Ceased to Exist?
7	7 Vote	The Dalai Lama Mourns on Facebook Invitation
6	6 Vote	Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)

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