Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
488	488 Vote	Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
491	491 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2