Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
4	4 Vote	24 Quotes for the Moment I Stopped Having Sex With Crucifix...
5	5 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Asks That You Smoke Pot Roast
158	158 Vote	Amazing Photo of Bruce Wayne's Parents Getting Murdered
139	139 Vote	Amy Schumer Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad." 1	1
73	73 Vote	Woman Accused of Nothing, Nike Says
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
126	126 Vote	Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
38	38 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
6	6 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Genius Way to Burn Your Eyebrows Off 1	1
20	20 Vote	The Alphabet Song Gets a Sex Change
6	6 Vote	Police Arrest 2 Volunteers; Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Forcing Her to Know About Hybrid Airplanes?
37	37 Vote	Google Glass Ceiling
137	137 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Suspected Hitman
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
44	44 Vote	Baby Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
176	176 Vote	Wealthy Egg Man Has Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
12	12 Vote	Jay Z and Drake Spend a Fortune on Eggs and Ham
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
4	4 Vote	America's First Settlers Were Trapped in Carbonite
66	66 Vote	Screw Princesses -- Disney Villains Are the Leading Cause of Autism
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
7	7 Vote	Are You a Huge Mistake 1	1
7	7 Vote	Affordable Health Care Bears
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
8	8 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Makeup
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
39	39 Vote	Ginger Spice Has Some Thoughts on Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
8	8 Vote	How to Turn Cats Into Spies
4	4 Vote	Bieber & Tyler, the Creator Date Night After Twitter Courtship
5	5 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
5	5 Vote	Harry Reid: Obamacare Just a Good-Natured Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends