Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Medicine Can Be Good for You?
7	7 Vote	👉 Octopuses Are So Pathetically Fixated on Watergate
39	39 Vote	Trump: Dems Are Not Dank!
88	88 Vote	Trump to Become a Norse God?
2	2 Vote	Scrolling Down in Memphis
8	8 Vote	The Trick to Making Gin at Home Depot
76	76 Vote	35 Things That Almost Happened in Sacramento
217	217 Vote	99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works 1	1
68	68 Vote	Pope Francis Asks Followers to Check if Your Avocado Is Ripe
5	5 Vote	"Sesame Street" Will Make You Fall Asleep
133	133 Vote	Police Tells Woman "Stop Calling 911" Hours Before Boyfriend Murders Her With All His Fancy Book Learnin
67	67 Vote	Why Dont You Like Your Doctor, Go F*ck Yourself
66	66 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Casts Jason Isaacs as Captain Obvious
8	8 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Faithful Not to Drop the Durka Durk
107	107 Vote	Brad Pitt Has Taken His Shirt Off Again
113	113 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Considered a "Deadly Weapon" 3	3
129	129 Vote	How Tough Am I? I Ate Bad Sushi!! 2	2
8	8 Vote	Why You Should Actually Be Turning Into a Genderless ALIEN
5	5 Vote	This Is Why Everything's Fucked
9	9 Vote	Baby Born With 4 Bankruptcies
63	63 Vote	Tacos Taking Over Switzerland
131	131 Vote	Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal
190	190 Vote	Humanity Is on Sale for $600 1	1
604	604 Vote	Please Do Not Exist
6	6 Vote	Pals Jailed for Three Years After Licking That Pussy
128	128 Vote	Sneaky Obama Ready to Have Fun
57	57 Vote	A Hacker Is Allegedly Made of Only 50% Chicken 1	1
313	313 Vote	Don't Forget to Boop
265	265 Vote	Rock "N" Roll, Dies at 78
180	180 Vote	McDonald's to Slash Funding for United Nations
8	8 Vote	Dr. Seuss Was Also a Prophetic Astronomer
6	6 Vote	Mariah Carey on Being a Reptile
7	7 Vote	The ACLU Is Taking the Hobbits to Icinggard
8	8 Vote	I Got Bored So I Have Great Hair
8	8 Vote	Subway Chicken Is Actually Better Than You
398	398 Vote	Medical Experts Say Hi
9	9 Vote	11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams 1	1
127	127 Vote	Only Dark Soul Players Can Wear a Dress AND Pants?
106	106 Vote	This Woman Found a New Friend! Meet Aristotle
60	60 Vote	Nokia to Buy Drugs 3	3