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When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Hilary Duff Apologizes for Video Games
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18 Things That Didn't Exist Anyway
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When You Realize Some Shit
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Feral Cats Are Being Discovered All Over Me
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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The Blue Screen of Death Metal
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Brain Implant Restores Sense of Shame
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No, Hillary Clinton Wins
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Man Shot Dead on Way to Do Evil
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Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
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Tim Kaine Was Caught Screaming at His Own Feet
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23 Actors Who Were Born
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Elon Musk Could Become a Sports Fisherman
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College Student Crashes Car While Out Jogging
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I Deserve a Fucking Medal
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Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason
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In Finland We Are Bonded by Satan
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Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks
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Trump May Have Been Caused by Error
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Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
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Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
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Trump Expected to Destroy Trump
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Gary Johnson Wins
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Chihuahua Has an X-Rated History
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The Kiwi Bird, Can't Fly, Can't Climb, Can't Defend Itself From Greed
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Trump Runs Headfirst Into the Ocean
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Crash Bandicoot Is in Libya
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It's So Wrong It's Right Wing
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My Heart Is Frozen Yogurt
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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RIP Krillin, You Will Absolutely Die
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Snoop Dogg Wants to Return to Arkham
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Even DIO Can't Escape From This Year's Oktoberfest
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France Bans Use of That Thing