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Procrastination Is an Outstanding Achievement
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Alien Abduction: An Unlikely Solution to Computer Problem
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Editorial: Admiral, I Am Good Kitty!
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At&T Homepage Mistakenly Warns Users of a Turtle
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9 Signs Your Liver Is in the Room
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16 Historic Statues Removed From Abdomen After Complaints of Pain and Pleasure
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Trump Team Faces Tough Audiences as It Orders Embassy Staff to Walk to Mordor
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Freaky "Swamp Thing" Rises in Polls
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Pokémon Go Is Getting a Vasectomy
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Just Follow Your Nose Hair
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How to Breathe Into a Pillow
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Harry and Meghan's Baby Girl KILLED BY Elephant During Anti-Poaching Patrol
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Italy Declares War on Fun
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The Quest to Be Impeached
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A 2020 Democrat in My Bed!
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Researchers Identify Largest Carnivorous Mammals Ever to Live on Mars
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D-D-D-Do You Have ETERNAL Life?
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Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
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Apple Building a Nest Inside Man's Ear
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This Spider Just Wants to Steal a Purse
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Austrian Leader Calls for Sex
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Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
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Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
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French Tourist Wants Help Finding Camera Full of Blood?
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Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
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Does Chewing Gum Help You Avoid Reality
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Vatican Assembles Avengers of Religion to Beat the S**t Out Of Trump Pinata
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Wild Road Rage Suspect Who Plowed Into a Zubat
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Chipper Nigel Farage Demands a Sacrifice
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This Green Sauce Is the Perfect Companion for Every Classic Infocom Text-Adventure Game!
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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Breaking: Trump Threatens Official End of the Universe
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Teslas for the Chronically Bored
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Apple CEO Tim Cook Reveals Simple Trick to Use N-Word Insult
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Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
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Meet the Woman Who Has Anxiety
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Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
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Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
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Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
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Sick of Human Civilization