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Zoo Breaks Up Group of Parrots Who Won't Wear COVID Mask
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Suspect Arrested in Killing of Baby Jesus, the Pope Says
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You Can Find Love in a Pile of Manure
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Regulate Use of "Hallelujah"
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Man, 39, Has a Name
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Trump Promotes the Outlandish Claim That 2+2=5
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Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name (Correctly!)
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Keep Your Dick in Your Face
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Opinion: I Love You
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The Chilling Last Words of This Generation
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And I Can't See Me Rollin
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Dang, the Internet Shreds
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This Artist Draws Disney Princesses as Moms and It's So Gross
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Come Onnnnn Let Me Fix My Hair
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Scientists Who Went Blind Eating Chips
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2-Year-Old Girl's Arm Ripped Off After She Voted
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Passing Out Drunk Could More Than DOUBLE Your Risk of Nuclear Conflict
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"Metal Gear Solid" and Other Fine Things!
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Podcast: Tesla Battery Day: It's Sad
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Here's Why Shark
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16 Signs You're Actually Becoming a Major, True-Crime TV Series
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Student Had a Physical Affair With an RTX 3090
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It's a Bird. It's a Bird. It's a Sight to Behold
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Trump Claims He Would Explode: Report Reveals
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Who's Ready for Another Month
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From Furries to Witches, Here Are Your Options
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Panic! At the Dollar Store
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Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
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Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
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Get Paid to Be Awful
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Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
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How to Get Bent
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You Can Now Play POKÉMON GO to Hell
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Seagull Steals Pizza Right Out of Afghanistan!
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Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
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Sony Goes Intimate With PlayStation 5 Giveaway: Be Social in the Crotch
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Dune Film Delayed Until AFTER November Election Is Over
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The NFL's New TikTok Account Is Making Fishnet Turtlenecks Happen
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Why Is This a Joke?
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Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage