Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dankey-kang

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	"Sweet Tooth" Is a Heartless As*hole
3	3 Vote	Will Pro-Life Politicians Face a "Spiral of Death"
4	4 Vote	Detroit Bus Driver Dead After Going Missing While Swimming With His Nipple
124	124 Vote	Yes, Alexa, Play the Among Us Theme at My Dad's Virtual Bedside
163	163 Vote	Elf on the Threatened Species List
80	80 Vote	Same-Sex Penguin Couples Get Ready for a Netflix Cooking Series
74	74 Vote	FBI Has No Idea
130	130 Vote	19-Year-Old Arrested in 19-Year-Old Anaheim Cold Case Murder Conviction
61	61 Vote	Biden Announces His Plan to Kill Off Trumpers
76	76 Vote	UK Police Confirm Human Remains Can Be Worn to Almost Any Occasion
34	34 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be at BlizzCon
64	64 Vote	Apple Preparing to Support a Murderous Cult
76	76 Vote	Chris Pratt Is So Sad
59	59 Vote	Mitch McConnell Draws on His Ass
44	44 Vote	6 Creepy Perv Moments Cut From "Jurassic Park"
55	55 Vote	Summer Shock: New Survey Reveals That "GB" Stands for "Good Bye"
40	40 Vote	Alyssa Milano's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, VERY BAD Idea 1	1
32	32 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How to Dress Like a Butthole
94	94 Vote	There's No Reason to Exist
64	64 Vote	I Was Kinda Prepared Because I'm So Easily Crushed
81	81 Vote	US to Fail the Test of American Freedom
226	226 Vote	What the Hell Have You Done?
279	279 Vote	14 of the United States Remain
246	246 Vote	Everyone Needs to Stop
2	2 Vote	Eddie Vedder Goes Full Goth GF
198	198 Vote	Ohio Woman Falsely Called Police Officers "Heroes"
270	270 Vote	Lobsters Have Been Exploited for Years. Now They're Fighting Back
324	324 Vote	Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
119	119 Vote	Do You Ever Been Pregnant
348	348 Vote	New Research Says No
76	76 Vote	Reptile Urine Used as Weapons
525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
178	178 Vote	House GOP Leader Dies of COVID-19 Vaccine to "own the Libs"
4	4 Vote	I Felt Chills Going Up My Milk Saucer!!!
114	114 Vote	Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your iPad 1	1
45	45 Vote	Furious Batsman Hurls Bat at His Casket
52	52 Vote	Bread Torn Apart in Slow Motion 720 Flip
41	41 Vote	UK Residents Over 70 Percent Off
50	50 Vote	27 Plant-Based Summer Meals That Have Me Dying
58	58 Vote	I'm Still Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows

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