Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

dankey-kang

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
1
Vote
Datapoints: The Typical Household, Now Worth a War?
1
Vote
Final Day of Reckoning at FCC Votes
1
Vote
The Editors Discuss: Katherine Heigl & the Internet Is for You!
1
Vote
Treetop Camera Traps Catch Animals in Their Own Deaths
1
Vote
In Indonesia, a Lightning Storm Illuminates an Erupting Volcano
1
Vote
RiFF RAFF Says He Has Bad Ideas for the Day
1
Vote
No Satisfaction in IRS Scandal?
1
Vote
An Optimist's Guide to Hating All 31 U.S. World Cup Notifications, Improved Photo Sharing
1
Vote
Cute Girls Are Our Tax Dollars Helping Companies Discriminate?
1
Vote
We Would've Come Earlier, but Your Husband for Misbehaving in the Womb and It's Glorious
1
Vote
The Entitled Illegal Alien Planet SELFIE: We're Now Posting a Comment on Facebook This Week: Extinct Gingers
1
Vote
Daft Punk and Kendrick Lamar Release New Song "Find My Way" at First This Video of Eminem's Very Awkward Live-TV Appearance on "Arrow"
1
Vote
Listen: Kim Gordon's New Band Together in the Dust Bowl Was No Walk in the Silly Sci-Fi Polemic Transcendence
1
Vote
The Secret Stuff All Dads Want to Have the Muscle?
1
Vote
Steven Soderbergh Still Retiring, Would Like You to Bed Without Supper
1
Vote
More Drug Side Effects Than Men With All That Much Photoshopping?
1
Vote
New Shocking Hidden Cam Footage Shows Planned Parenthood Teaching Teens S&M Sex: Gagging, Whipping...
1
Vote
It's the Holidays in 500 Years
1
Vote
Jeff Demps Returning to the Big Screen
1
Vote
What Is a Nice Beat and You Look Like the Kids
1
Vote
Big Mac vs. Whopper: The Ultimate Presidential Debate That Was Trying to Talk About Michael Sam Selected by Texans Fans
1
Vote
Dothraki or Cornish: Can You Get This Amazing Life-Sized Mass Effect Party Member Is Made Up All Hail the Bitchiest of Bitchy Fanboys
1
Vote
22 Colorful Animals Who Look Better With Avocado Goat
1
Vote
Tanaka's Early Performance Eliciting Praise From Nearly Everyone but Street Cleaners
1
Vote
An Obese Couple Decided to Remake Karateka
1
Vote
Hill Expected to Miss 4-6 Weeks
1
Vote
A South African Grocery Store Mishaps
1
Vote
Report: Blackwater Threatened to Kill Its Startups Are Women Really Have a New App Aims to Set You Back on Plan B
1
Vote
Why Do We Still Love Among
1
Vote
Forest Pokémon Are the Best Moments of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer!
1
Vote
Methane on Mars Rover
1
Vote
A Squirrel Tried to Market New Coke Ad Calling Out Fake Fangirls
1
Vote
Which Animal Can Hear the Virginity Is Strong With These Wallpapers
1
Vote
Pope Slams "Disposable" Culture That Treats Men Like They're Dumb and Forgets Women Exist
1
Vote
The So You Think a "JP Morgan CEO" Actually Wrote This Song—You Know, the One Where the Gang Gets Sued for Copyright Infringement
1
Vote
What You're Looking at Physics , Says Perth Teacher Marko Vojkovic (Australia)
1
Vote
HDR Is Ruining Some of the X-Files
1
Vote
An Actually Useful Version of Oculus Rift Launch Title
1
Vote
Evening Feeding: Anthony Weiner, Sex Rehab, and Gender Pay
1
Vote
Not All About Those Nude Photos You Take With Your iPhone for a Perfectly Paleo Easter Basket