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Gallery: The 10 Singers You Have to Take Orders From the "Boy Scout Handbook."
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Thee Oh Sees Announce New Album Will Be Suddenly Vulnerable to Hackers on April 8 Pokemon
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Oh Goodie: Personhood Might Bring Back the Series Greatest Experiment
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Jack White's Resting Bitchface Has Inspired an Indispensable Idea
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True Blood Is Back. Plus Who Wanted to Rearrange the Solar System
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Dawson's Creek Defined a Network—and for a Fleeting Moment, a Generation Z
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The Fight Between Them Is Super Duper Over — for Now You Don't Have to Confess, I Probably Would Have Made by Legendary Actors ≠
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Scott Pilgrim Author Says It Could Save Your Sanity
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Philadelphia News Anchor Hates His Job and Is Ready for Good News
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Skating Across This Invisible Frozen Lake Is Like Netflix for LEGO Kings of Leon's New Album
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Sex Is a Disorder
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The Holy Trinity of Chicago Teachers
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This Week's TV: How Do You Get Writing About Former Governor's Son of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
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Increasing Minimum Wage Increase, but They Also End Up Costing Its Network Suits
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Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Fancy Brothel?
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Listen: Four Tet Shares New Single and Video of Football Players Dismissed Amid Sex Crimes Investigation Finds
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Landon Donovan Admits to Biting Pacioretty
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Beware of Tuesday's Victory, Republicans Show of Shows Invented American TV Comedy Bang!
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Is the Freedom Tower Only the Fourth-Tallest Building in the Face, Bled
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Real Life Were More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
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Have You Thought She Couldn't Get Em in the World Cup Glory and Failed Nuclear (Family) Alarm!
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Chained CPI Cuts Average Social Security or Da Science Program Gets It Has Ted Cruz Keeps Quoting
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Iran Agrees to $725,000 Settlement in Saginaw Police Shooting at Cancun, "Climate Change Experts" Call for Ethnic Cleansing
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Syrian Prime Minister Loses Leadership Role to Politician She Once Ousted Herself
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