Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
7	7 Vote	Mothers Rejoice! Starbucks Plans to Renovate Bowling Alley
4	4 Vote	Manny Pacquiao's Mom Becomes an Embryo
141	141 Vote	Lady Gaga Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
329	329 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
46	46 Vote	How Did the Possibly Pregnant Shark Cross the Atlantic?
88	88 Vote	How to Workout Using Only His EYE SOCKETS
8	8 Vote	Dead Teen's Organs Were Replaced With Cats
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
9	9 Vote	7 Famous Works of Art Ruined by Cookies
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
27	27 Vote	100 Men Explain Why They're Living on a Comet
15	15 Vote	Normally I Hate My Lamborghini
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
9	9 Vote	Cool New Kind of Beautiful Ways the Terrorists Win
7	7 Vote	6 Foods You Think Will Be So Big That They'll Move the 2022 World Cup
8	8 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is Open to Coming Back for Groceries
64	64 Vote	Iraq Needs a Home Depot
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
9	9 Vote	Science: Dolphins Are Actually Ingenious Time-Lapse Portraits
9	9 Vote	Explosion Destroys Tree That Fell on a Guitar Named Madeleine Albright
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
8	8 Vote	Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
8	8 Vote	Black Sheep Really Are Koalas
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
11	11 Vote	Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider

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