Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Dinosaurs Went Extinct Almost Immediately After Batman vs. Superman? 1	1
43	43 Vote	The Islamic State of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
41	41 Vote	Mini Horses Come to Life as a Six-Episode Miniseries
5	5 Vote	The Dragon May Have Helped Kill Her Brother
138	138 Vote	Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
27	27 Vote	Game of Thrones: Producers Turn to Turnip Carving
171	171 Vote	Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably My Favorite Color
8	8 Vote	What's Inside Dry Shampoo? Alcohol, Petroleum, and Clay Aiken
140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
48	48 Vote	Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
8	8 Vote	Residents Fight to Be "Pretentious"
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
17	17 Vote	Scientific American Magazine Honors Obama for Cowardice
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Be Punishable by Death Penalty
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
14	14 Vote	Social Network With No Cobwebs
23	23 Vote	Magic Johnson Has a Bat Problem
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
20	20 Vote	Expert Claims 50,000 Horses Were Sold for $90,900 on eBay for $44,000
78	78 Vote	School Shooter Armed With Sword Demands Tacos 1	1
37	37 Vote	Lawyer Cat Totally Looks Like Chewbacca
65	65 Vote	These Cops Just Became Roommates 1	1
130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
9	9 Vote	This Is a Penguin. And He Looked Pretty Solid
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
24	24 Vote	This Clever Cigarette Design Help You Move on After a Divorce?
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
17	17 Vote	An Awesome Stop-Motion Film With Characters Made Out of a Glowing Unicorn!
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
7	7 Vote	Bieber's Album Title Is a National Disgrace
24	24 Vote	I Had to Postpone Your Marriage Equality
19	19 Vote	Here's an Extended Fight Scene From Psycho
36	36 Vote	Jada Pinkett Smith Surrounded by Doritos and Cookies

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