Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
6	6 Vote	Seth Rogen's Speech Was Absolutely Disgusting
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3