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Destiny Rise of Iron Maiden
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Brexit Has Already Written and Recorded 22 New Songs
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It's So Wrong It's Right Wing
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Dude, You Just a Poem
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Saudi Pinched by Own Mom: Fuck, Mom
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My Heart Is Frozen Yogurt
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The Circus Is Officially in the USA
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You Should Start Saving Money
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Here Is a Potato
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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Look at My Sister's Surprised Face Melting
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And I Still Support Donald Trump Sniffing Cocaine
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Trump, a Man Allegedly
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Witnesses Say He's the Batman!
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Britain Warned It Could Explode
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Should We Put Stock in Brock
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A Beef Wellington Recipe That Is Hitler
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Someday, Someone Will Come on the Carpet
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Man Admits to Urinating on His Own Medicine
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iPhone 7s Are Making Hearts Explode
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Hear President Obama's Pants
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Stolen Van Gogh Paintings Found in Train Station, One Explodes
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Cutest Thief Ever? Raccoon Steals His Phone, Then Tweets About Himself
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France Starts to Sink
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Trump Plays the Joker
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7-Year-Old Punched by a Moron
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School Says No to Rugs
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Mike Pence Came Out as Bisexual
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Some Children Have a Spaceship in the House =/
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I Feel Like I'm Very Stupid
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Even DIO Can't Escape From This Year's Oktoberfest
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Watch Radiohead Perform "The Bends," "Fake Plastic Trees" for First Time Since 1945
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My Anatomy Teacher Is One Shady Character
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Report: Trump Victory Will Likely Look Like Sauron?
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She Said She Threw Away the Internet?
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Sorry for the Economy
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France Bans Use of That Thing
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Apple Has Filed to Patent a Bag of Dicks?
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More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
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Donald Trump Admits He Wants to Lick My Armpit