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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
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Lance Bass Says That Being Gay Can Cost You Over $400K
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Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
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Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
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House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
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Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
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South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
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Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Cat Runs for Re-Election
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Model Determined to Use Power Tools
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
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All Dogs Go to Jail
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture