Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
3	3 Vote	Deformed Skulls Discovered in Antarctica
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
7	7 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Mask, Run Away
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
8	8 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have "Been Isolated for Millions of Years"
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds

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