Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	People Should Really Care About Stupid Sh*t
38	38 Vote	Lions Keep Their Eyes Open Even When They're Making It Into Canada
6	6 Vote	Tell Us About Your Grandma's Lipstick
5	5 Vote	People Have a Breakdance Conversation
206	206 Vote	Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16