Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	23 Texas Towns Hit With Ball
88	88 Vote	That Valiant Moment You Realize You Have the Approval of the Nope Beast
6	6 Vote	Drinking the Hair of the World Leaders
7	7 Vote	Santa Claus Won't Be Coming to the Commonwealth
6	6 Vote	Teenager of Chechen Origin Suspected of Being a Knicks Fan
119	119 Vote	Crush Me With Your Groceries
45	45 Vote	The Daleks Go to School
106	106 Vote	Joe Biden: Voters Don't Deserve to Hear Led Zeppelin
8	8 Vote	New Yorkers Are Stepping Back From the Void
75	75 Vote	LeBron James Gifts 5-Year-Old Daughter an Actual Cheetah
468	468 Vote	Panic! At the Dollar Store
7	7 Vote	These Chicken Salad Bundles Will Be Released From Prison
8	8 Vote	Your Parents Were Wrong About the Hip Bone
57	57 Vote	COVID-19 "Hit Me Like a Sewer"
24	24 Vote	Hunter Bitten by Bear That Was long & Steep and Very Slippery!
114	114 Vote	Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
80	80 Vote	This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
163	163 Vote	Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
45	45 Vote	Joker Originally Included a Scene From Jurassic Park
79	79 Vote	Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
84	84 Vote	Seagull Steals Pizza Right Out of Afghanistan!
6	6 Vote	Explore an Eerie Soviet Base at the Altar of Tacos
80	80 Vote	I'm Finished Eating Her Pants, I Must Explore!
244	244 Vote	Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
121	121 Vote	Essex Town Changes Its Name to Hitler
172	172 Vote	I Like to Spend All Winter in This Giant Sweater
65	65 Vote	Veteran Journalist Dies After Taking a Shower
80	80 Vote	The NFL's New TikTok Account Is Making Fishnet Turtlenecks Happen
34	34 Vote	DNA Leads Police to an Incredibly Detailed Blue Ballpoint Pen Drawing
123	123 Vote	Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
119	119 Vote	Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage
6	6 Vote	Heshy Tischler Is Freed From Prison Due to a Shark Latched on to Rooftop in Naples
282	282 Vote	Newborn Infected With Coronavirus Says "No Way"
66	66 Vote	Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
181	181 Vote	Editorial: We Have to Drink Their Cum
137	137 Vote	Joe Biden to Do Unimportant Stuff
102	102 Vote	Elmo Talks With South Korea
111	111 Vote	Scientists Just Invented the Face
87	87 Vote	You're in My Ham Sandwich
70	70 Vote	5,000 Burmese Pythons Removed From Abdomen, Report Says

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